What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:52

Still no good
No way
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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No go.